Laura: Curtis, I got my hair done, my nails. Yesterday Richie and 3J were playing 'Nick and Carl'. Don't mess with Mrs.Bonecrusher! Waldo: Man, they didn't even know who we were. [music abruptly stops] Look at yourselves. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Yes, those were very confusing times. Judy Winslow: Who wants to read about cheese? Well let me tell you something sir, if that's the kind of boss you are. Rachel Crawford: When the paramedics got there, they thought SIXTY-SEVEN people had died! Laura: Yeah, every time I used the bug spray. Hey, what were you doing in my closet? Laura Lee Winslow: No! Stefan Urkelle: Not I know that's not Carl. Eddie: [while Eddie and Carl where doing wiring for the satelite dish] Be Careful with those wires Dad. Carl Otis Winslow: No. Urkelbot: [Joe Friday Impression] Just the facts, ma'am. Laura: Waldo, what's with Steve, he's acting wierd, even for him! That one friend who says going to gym will solve everything. Carl Otis Winslow: I didn't bring my gun. And what about the car show last Saturday? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Steve, how did you get so good at checkers? Steve Urkel: [Steve picks up the cord to the satelite dish] Sloppy, Sloppy, Sloppy! Steve Urkel: Why, come back here, you little hussy! You have the right to remain silent. I realize the reason you don't love me is because I'm weak. Just blacked out for a second there! Laura: Sure. Carl Otis Winslow: Yep, Benjamin Banneker. Our limo awaits. I'll just begin a rigorist-training schedule. Steve Urkel: I know! Carl: Stefan, you gotta help me. Some Sorry looking roses that are 3 hours away from potpourri. Carl: This baby has a remote. 4 Mar. How much will that cost me? Carl Otis Winslow: Well there's no rush. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: This diary belongs to Harriette and I will not violate her privacy. In fact, they finally introduced me to my grandparents. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Steve as Stefan] Steve? [cries]. [Steve thinks Rachel is in love with him, but she is really in love with another man named Steve]. Eddie: I meant, I haven't seen her today. Stefan Urkelle: I'll have to buy new parts for the chamber. Money has germs on it. Dec 25, 2011 - Explore Nadia Hussein's board "Steve Urkel", followed by 259 people on Pinterest.
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Steve Urkel : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive Steve Urkel: No, it's not okay! Harriette Winslow: She's still pretty upset, she wouldn't even touch her dinner. Harriette Winslow: So what you're saying is it's full. At a party, once, he clamped cables to his earlobes and jump-started a Volkswagen. You refuse to go out with me for the last decade! Harriette Winslow: Well, Eddie said something came up, but he promised he'd empty the trash tomorrow. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Stevil was back and he was coming for my soul! Steve Urkel: I hurt myself. You're late for class. [heads for the stairs - Carl grabs him by his suspenders] I almost got ya there, Carl. Carl Otis Winslow: Richie, I get the money back if the helmet breaks. The next minute rump roast! [to Steve] I'm wearing you DOWN, baby! No Traffic. First of all, this is not a real date. Especially this one, since Urkel breaks the fourth wall at the end. Steve Urkel: Calm down? You've been saying it for weeks. This means you guys have to go together.
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